Content? What content?

[dexfarkin]

Meme. Thing. Brain. No brain. Fear DoomCock*clankclankclank*

The rules *
1. Reply and I’ll write something about you.
2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me. Or maybe not. Maybe not to anyone. Fear my pants!
4. I will tell you my first memory of you.
5. I will tell you what animal you remind me of. EDIT: Because this question is dumb, question 5 is now 'what awful teen comedy actor/role do you remind me of'
6. I’ll then tell you something that I’ve always wondered about you.
7. I'll then tell you why you're better than Doqz.
8. Post this in your own journal. (If you so wish.)

Comments

[pollymel.livejournal.com]

You could totally do me. Of course I already know one *looks at questions* three answers. "CHICKENS!!!"

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. You are odd and quite possibly brain damaged, having devoted all spare cranial space for growing hair. That and you fucked off back to Australia, which sucks, because I need pasta, a foot rub, and red wine. There are perhaps deep and complimentary things in there. Or not.
2. Torch the Moon (yes, the whole cd) by The Whitlams, but only when accompanied by KOTOR and the occasional "You know, why don't you try not to die this time?" comment.
3. You forgot the hand gestures.
4. Hair on the beach. Lots of hair, little beach. Invading France with our feet.
5. A bear. In a trenchcoat. But only randomly.
6. So, exactly how much of 'scatterbrained freak machine' is real, and how much is the act?
7. Doqz can only cook if it violates his former religious requirements. You, on the other hand, can not only cook without apostosy, but gun red like a champ.

[silensy]

Right. Finished yours, turnabout's fair play and all that.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. My mental image of you completely lacks a face. Or hair. It's all striped long shirts and kitty-Ts. And a creepy doll that will one day kill us all and weave portals from our flesh.
2. Shotgun by Junior Walker and The All Stars
3. It's never going to happen, and we both like it that way. Plus, crippling! Comedy gold!
4. Pinging you about an idea and getting "Yea! Dexplot!" as a single word description.
5. A boooteeful butterfly... actually, I think I hate question 5, because it's dumb. I will replace it with 'what awful teen comedy actor/role do you remind me of?', because I read and article this morning about Molly Ringwald doing a Sixteen Candles remake.
That being said, you get Samantha Mathis from Pump Up The Volume
6. What you freakin' look like!
7. You've no idea who Doqz is, and are thus pure.

[sevenall.livejournal.com]

Hit me.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. My delicious leetle Korean Swedish morsal. How to possibly describe you? Without, you know, getting my ass kicked by your Scandahoovian nordic husband. Rats. You need to graft lasers on to lab rats and take Holland. And there we will rule with an iron lubricated hand. Come, my rat minions!
2. Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabrial.
3. You left early, but you know you almost stayed.
4. The stealthy inscrutable oriental that Viking-ninjaed her way into the back of the bar without anyone but me noticing for a half hour. And you bought me a drink and smiled pretty at me.
5. Michelle Meyrink in Real Genius with a little less flake.
6. So, seriously, how long before you move here and we can start that torrid affair?
7. You work in the field of 'things man was not meant to know', where Doqz works in 'we think people did stuff'. Which one is more likely to lead to giant nuclear insects?

[deathpixie]

Taking my ego and your sanity into my hands here. *grins* One for the no brain Dex.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. You're moving here. You'd better brush up on your footrubs. Ooh, and learn how to make those little garlic cheese things, with the dip. That would rock. Plus, Brian is willing to dance for you. Dance, white boy, dance!
Yes, I have no clue what I'm saying anymore.
2. The Burning One by Johnny Devil and the Screaming Demons.
3. Your answering machine+Dex=OTP!OMFG!!!
4. "Where the hell is this Australian bitch? 'Look for the backpack'? It's an airport, there's got to be five hundred backpacks in this room al--oh, that's her."
5. Julia Stiles in 10 Things I Hate About You
6. I don't think there's anything I've wanted to know that I haven't asked. So, in the spirit of the game, seriously, astronauts or cavemen?
7. You could drink Doqz under the table, use him to buff your shoes, watch him get swept out the door at last call, and still be stuck calling him the cab.

[greenet.livejournal.com]

Memeeee!

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. Ah, my other Scandanavian addiction. I need more unwholesomely cute little way-Northern hemispherers who sleep twenty hours a day in nothing but a tiny dress.
2. Poets by The Tragically Hip
3. I still have a purple pillow case.
4. I have too many of these damn airport ones. "What does she look like?" "No idea. She said she recently dyed her hair." "Crap. Now what?" "Try to look and fannish-- it's the purple one there."
5. Alyson Hannigan in American Pie
6. Seriously, I don't understand this WAP thing, and it's starting to fuck with my concept of reality. What's the deal?
7. Two of you would make up the weight of one Doqz, so obviously you're a lot more efficient.

[hopeness.livejournal.com]

Be kind.

[x-gambit.livejournal.com]

1. You're getting married. That's fucked up. Like, seriously fucked up. What's with all the adult responsibility and shit? Dammit, I'm holding out for a share house and a keg, and that's it.
2. I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts by Danny Kaye
3. There is no Lee, only Zuul.
4. Wendy's, Wellington and Exeter, noon on a Saturday. "You're Myles' who? You have a what?"
5. Natasha Lyonne from American Pie 2 only.
6. Why haven't you called me since moving? *guiltguiltguilt*
7. Doqz is a lapsed Jew, you're a new jew. A nejew? Which means you have the right to beat him to death with a minorah. And that's quality entertainment.

[cherryice.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. There are possible reasons. Plus, fear and terror. Terror, like charity, begins at home. So, was Engineering girl, now flying the drafts of acadamia. I'll start with a question, which is why haven't you been on AIM recently to say hi to, because I know naught your life.
2. Easy. At The Hundredth Meridian by the Tragically Hip. I sense a lot of Hip in this meme.
3. I still think your sister needs a motherless kicking.
4. I recall reviewing you for IMHO, and getting this terribly blushing e-mail with lots of non-verbal 'ums' in it.
5. Danielle von Zerneck in My Science Project
6. I asked my question earlier, but what is going on? And when are you visiting Toronto? Bitch.
7. You're Canadian, an obvious trump over Doqz' degenerate linage.

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

I just got out of the shower, and my brain is still addled from a stupid amount of hot water to prevent me from making decisions like this. Go to it!

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. I want beer. Beer beer beer. Yummy beer. And I want you to buy it for me. Isn't it great when I can talk about you, and still make it focus on me, and on beer? I don't think I understand the first question very well.
2. Happy When It Rains by the Jesus and Mary Chain
3. Bo shuda!
4. "Who is this Frito bitch, and why does she keep calling from the road?"
5. Ally Sheedy as well, but the WarGames Ally Sheedy.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I really do fear your pants.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. "How long have you had these pants?" "About two or three seasons." "They're up for sale if you want them?"

"Pants do not concern me, Admiral."

"Admiral, Han will have those pants down! We just need to give him more time!"
2. Right Here, Right Now by Fatboy Slim
3. I shall not look at ICQ's history ever.
4. "So, you're Dex. I've heard a lot about you." "All of it lies unless it turns you on."
5. Mia Kirshner in Not Another Teen Movie
6. Anime geeks. They can't honestly be as sad as they look on those con reports, can they? Most look like Trekkies beat them up for their lunch money...
7. There are two easy reasons. You figure out the rest. *grin*

[indiana-j.livejournal.com]

*flails*

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. Johnny puppet pops up. "I love singing!"
Bryant puppet pops up. "I love drinking!"
Brian puppet pops up. "And I love you, Johnny!"
"Um..."
2. Evil Angel by Rufus Wainwright.
3. Bother.
4. "Who's the dwarf with Nute and Frito?"
5. Mare Winningham in St Elmo's Fire
6. $500 dollars, a suitcase full of drugs, and Doqz hopped up on speed. How do you spend a weekend in Chicago?
7. See above, but you'd have a wacky adventure, while he just giggles and plays with the bag of chips.

[nute.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll walk into the line of fire on this one.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. As opposed to all the other times you walked into the line of fine (and occasionally left it ballastically). Mind you, it must be harder to blow yourself up in Kansas, I guess. Big sky country, which means you can see the shock wave from a long way back.
2. Don't You Want Me Baby by the New Human League
3. You understand why I choose that song.
4. You, in an airport at 'godearly' in the morning, speeding your titties off on amphedimines, looking around like a squirrel on crack and wearing the most godawful shirt in Christendom.
5. Emilio Estevez in The Breakfest Club
6. Um, fuck, what don't I know about you?
7. You know how to blow shit up, and that could include blowing up Doqz.

[http://users.livejournal.com/buttercup_/]

Sounds like fun. Do me?

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. This is getting more and more bizarre. My elbow speaks to me. In Braille. All of this it coming in levels, and piles. And leveled piles of piled levels.
2. I'm going to go with the obvious Build Me Up Buttercup, but you get the much cooler version by The Goops.
3. Dowery.
4. I remember you walking into the coffeeshop and the little voice in the back of my head saying 'thank god you know her age first, Telfer'.
5. Tara Reid from American Pie
6. So, when are you getting the hell away from the whole poisonous home situation?
7. You're better than Doqz mostly because he's a miserable bastard with no future, and you have one ahead.

[moonandserpent.livejournal.com]

Ah, what the hell.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. You're just a glutton for punishment, aren't you? *sigh* The only problem with these memes is that it leaves you with seven hundred entries to answer, and attempt to be clever. Which I'm not. So, I will now fling poop at you.
2. King Of New Orleans by Better Than Ezra
3. Where are my fucking notes?
4. It was that shamanistic interconnection for our past lives as leatherboy thauturgic assassins for Crowley back at the turn of the century. You kept much better care of your facial hair then.
5. Christian Slater from Heathers, if just for the 'Big Blue' comments.
6. Again, where are my fucking notes?
7. You could easily make Doqz your bitch, if you haven't already.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

I'm in.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. I will get through all of these even if I have to kill each and everyone of you to do it. That is a promise. Oi. I've also managed to completely sidestep the point of the first question and turn it into nonsensical rambling now. Go me.
2. There Goes My Gun by the Pixies
3. I know the Police song you hate...
4. "There they are. I'm a dead man."
5. Allison Janney from 10 Things I Hate About You only for the willingness to use the line 'Heinious bitch is how they usually describe you.' on someone deserving.
6. Since we haven't talked in a dog's age, how are you and what's going on in Atlanta?
7. Ancient peoples and remote societies are very unlikely to raise that boy up as the earth mother figure. Instead, he's likely lunch.

[alestar]

Can I get a what what.

[ex-thissuga.livejournal.com]

I will have that song in my head all day, now. except what is that song already?

[medievaloracle.livejournal.com]

Putting myself on the list. Hurry up already!

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. Homemade jelly where you live is all KY. Is that why the south is all paranoid? And don't rush me, this kind of sublime genius takes time, you know.
2. McBrides by Leary
3. Leave hard and take 'em down as you go.
4. Tough one. An utterly random conversation in the armpit of the night about bodices.
5. Joey Lauren Adams in Mallrats
6. So, when you coming up for a Guinness?
7. Doqz at a RenFaire looks like Brother Ignatious, while you look like a bar wench. Who am I likely to have more fun with?

[seraangel.livejournal.com]

Why not. :) Go ahead, mate.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. It is stinking hot in my apartment right now. Why? Why can't I have AC like all the cool kids? Ah, fuck it. I'm going to go out and buy one. Screw this shit.
2. Angel of Harlem by U2
3. You still owe me beer.
4. GenX Archive RRs. "Who is this flighty twit?"
5. Sorry, but you get the coveted Molly Ringwald ala Sixteen Candles
6. Okay, the problem with this is half of the people I've known way too long to have any questions. I mean, the only things about you I don't know are things I really don't want to know. So, have you looking into those immigration links yet?
7. Your accent changes on a regular basis, while his remains the same boring level of incomprehensible.

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

Oi, you. :)

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. Thou. Tu. Whatever. I suppose I should start refering to you as my spicy little taco or something, but that's really creepy. Unless you find it charming, in which case. Ah, nevermind.
2. Banditos by the Refreshments.
3. He's still a git.
4. Ah, Abyss' little jailbait fantasy.
5. Eliza Dushku in Bring It On
6. So, actually what will it take to get you naked?
7. I recall you schooling Doqz at DexCon, which was very funny. And that alone is worth it.

[ferox.livejournal.com]

Because the fact that everyone has attacked you is hella entertaining.

and my coffee sucks today.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. I will finish everyone on this list. I will not falter. I will not fail! THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!
2. The Curtain by Johnny Devil and the Screaming Demons.
3. Winnipeg shower cams?
4. Oddly enough, the first big one was a sudden random IM saying 'Tell me I'm pretty?'
5. Due to the hair, you get the other Molly Ringwald shot in The Breakfast Club
6. When are you going to send me the gigs of requested dirty photos?
7. Your last name is either Eastern European or Japanese, while Doqz's sounds like a company that manufactures ice making equipment.

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

Right then. Lay it on me.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. It's intensely rare that guys answer this. Which is good, because I was running out of female teen stars. Also, I have games of violence for my consumption. Say it with me! "Mmm....violence."
2. Bust A Move by Young MC
3. The mustache is very fetching.
4. "You want me to phone and talk to Twiller about what?!"
5. See, originally I was going to go with Anthony Michael Hall, but I now think that Alan Ruck from Ferris Bueller's Day Off works better.
6. Why haven't I received a DexCon reg from your ass yet? Punk...
7. Doqz likes to read about purges and touch himself. As far as I can tell, you have no such proclivities.

[ex-thissuga.livejournal.com]

I'd want to hear these answers, except - do I want to hear these answers?

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. Does any one want to hear the answers? I think I've perverted this quiz as throughly as humanly possible. See that? Activities negates validity! The world is my baked oyster!
2. April Fools by Rufus Wainwright. Out of many possibles.
3. Tuesday and the Counting Crows are love.
4. "Aren't you a little short for a fanficcer?"
5. Rachael Leigh Cook in She's All That
6. Again, I think we're all out of questions. So, how was Serenity?
7. Baby, you own Doqz. That's all I got to say...

[mitai.livejournal.com]

I like the edits. I was out while it was still an animal, but now? Definately in.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

1. In and fittingly, the final one. Oh God, free at last, free at last! I'm going to Disneyland! But not the crappy one with the kids and the dancing rat. I'm talking about the cool one. You know, with blackjack, and hookers!
2. Venice Is Sinking by The Spirit of the West
3. Wandering thumb...
4. Getting pinged in mIRC after a chat with KJ and being threatened with a braining.
5. Jennifer Grey from Ferris Bueller's Day Off if only for the gleeful righteous fury.
6. I really have known you people too long. There is no mystery left. So, when are you registering for the con?
7. You play the combat oboe, while Doqz struggles with the musicality of the 'play' button.

[aberrantangels]

Fear DoomCock*clankclankclank*

More tea, vicar? ^_^

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

Leave Father Killcrush DeathBot alone, squishy thing.

[sparrow015.livejournal.com]

Gah, playing catch up on livejournal, is it too late to ask? *offers Guiness* pick me! :)