1. You're getting married. That's fucked up. Like, seriously fucked up. What's with all the adult responsibility and shit? Dammit, I'm holding out for a share house and a keg, and that's it. 2. I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts by Danny Kaye 3. There is no Lee, only Zuul. 4. Wendy's, Wellington and Exeter, noon on a Saturday. "You're Myles' who? You have a what?" 5. Natasha Lyonne from American Pie 2 only. 6. Why haven't you called me since moving? *guiltguiltguilt* 7. Doqz is a lapsed Jew, you're a new jew. A nejew? Which means you have the right to beat him to death with a minorah. And that's quality entertainment.
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Date: 2005-06-10 03:01 pm (UTC)2. I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts by Danny Kaye
3. There is no Lee, only Zuul.
4. Wendy's, Wellington and Exeter, noon on a Saturday. "You're Myles' who? You have a what?"
5. Natasha Lyonne from American Pie 2 only.
6. Why haven't you called me since moving? *guiltguiltguilt*
7. Doqz is a lapsed Jew, you're a new jew. A nejew? Which means you have the right to beat him to death with a minorah. And that's quality entertainment.