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I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig a dude with money. Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

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Wait, the question is no longer about your willingness to abuse your bureaucratic authority in order to commit sexual assault on potentially underage students? Gosh, but they were getting so many interesting answers from fans who just love the idea of getting to molest unwilling people for their own pleasure.

I mean, seriously, not to flog the misshapen and pulverized corpse of a quadruped with this tire iron more, but what the hell is wrong with people? This question is 'how sexy do you find the horrific abuse of trust and authority if it's about the fictional characters you like to frig yourself about'? Harry Potter fandom and their gleeful splash in the waterpark of Pedophilia/Incest/Statutory Rape World has hit some pretty low depths in the past, but who possibly thought of this as a sexy bit of fantasy roleplaying outside of bad commercial porn?

Ugh, I was right. Nothing brings out the sheer fucking creepy awfulness in fans than children's books.