Reasons Wireless Rules No.15

[dexfarkin]

I'm currently writing this post while sitting in Big Daddy's, wolfing down blackened gator and finishing up a work project, while on-line.

I'm digitally cajun.

Hohn-hohn-hohn.

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For all my friends* who are currently bemoaning Valentine's Day, I bring you the gift that keeps giving.





*before anyone comments on this, every one on Livejournal is either female or gay. Except me. Look anywhere.

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Look grateful.

Comments

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

Knowing you? Not terribly.

[moonandserpent.livejournal.com]

I'm not gay or a woman!

Well... it's not gay if you pitch, right?

[ex-thissuga.livejournal.com]

I had forgotten that it was Valentine's Day until you posted this. I promptly opened this link in a new window at work, and then realized that it was quite likely the sort of thing that could get me fired. when I finally peeked at said window, it was not. I was disappointed in you, darling - I expected to see you in full use of your digital camera.

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

Mmm. I miss the blackened gator from Big Daddy's.

[abysstopheles.livejournal.com]

Big Daddy's is to cajun food what Billy Joel is to rock music.

- Abyss, doesn't mean that in a good way.

how long it's been

[(Anonymous)]

Hey man!,How's it going? It's Dustin. I was doing some ego-surfing on myself and some old friends to see if the internet could shed some light on the whereabouts of absent friends and voila :) I found you.
Anyway, I couldn't find an email address for you so give me a shout at
sunshore@hotmail.com


--Dustin Campbell

[vivechaos.livejournal.com]

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well you dont know me at all, but i was browsing journals ( i am very bored, you may have guessed) and i stumboled across yours and i saw the word cocks and cracked up and yes i had to look....