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First off, someone was blasting Paper Lace on a stereo as I got out of the subway station this morning. It's always nice to know that you've swapped realities.

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So, Steve Jackson Games has put out a new addition to their Chez Geek line. If you don't know what that is, a helpful link.

Chez Geek

In a nutshell, its the classic card game of being roommates. Each of you contests for booze, nookie and sleep in order to earn the most slack and win. Too often these games take on terribly fitting results. Anyhow, three new sets have come out for them. Chez Greek, Chez Goth, and Chez Grunt. Set in the gothic subculture, a college frat house and the Army respectively, each follows the same idea as the original, and all six sets can be played as a single massive game.

Guess who got the three new decks this weekend?

Years ago, I posted a series of cards for a Chez Dex series here. Unfortunately, technical difficulties killed the actual production of cards, but I might revisit the project again after the con. I need to get back to some artwork. Obviously my old cards are hopelessly out of date. So, I'm holding open card auditions. If you've got an idea for a card, drop me a comment and I'll add the best ones.



Bucket of Sangria - Thing(Booze) Cost-3, Slack-3 "This has gotta be the third largest sangria I've ever had!"

Digital Camera - Thing Cost-2, Slack-0 The camera adds 1 slack to all Nookie rolls, including those with the Live-In SO. "Of course I keep these private, hon."

Fandom Wank - Whenever - Fandom Wank automatically cancels Blogging, even after its been played. "Because the trolls needed even more attention."

On-line RPGs - Activity Cost-0, Slack-1 die-2 Automatically reduces next turns free time to 1 "It was causing social conflicts, so I just stopped doing everything else."

He-he-he

Date: 2004-06-16 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drharper.livejournal.com
How about this?

Job
Resident Physician: Income 5, Free time 1/2, Slack Goal 18
Cannot use sleep cards
"Your health is in my hands. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Whatever
Pager of Doom: Cancel activity
"Can't they leave me alone for just five mintues?!"

Attack of the Killer Muse: Cancel activity. Player gains 1 slack.
"Get back to the computer, bitch! You've got to overrun the Pelennor tonight!"

Hmm.

Date: 2004-06-17 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seraangel.livejournal.com
On Call - Whenever - Cancels all free time next turn. "Hi there, this is Bob. I know it's 2am but I really need to read my e-mail, right now."

Date: 2004-06-20 12:49 am (UTC)
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Court Clerk: Job, Income 2, Free Time 3, Slack Goal 19. Person holding a Court Clerk job cannot be Fired, but also cannot get Bonuses or Overtime. It's Corporate Drone without the pay!

"Yes, Your Worship. No, Your Worship. Bite me, Your Worship."

Vegemite: Thing (Food). +1 Slack, Cost 1, if you or one of the people in your room is Australian. -1 Slack to everyone else (can be played on other people).

"Industrial waste you can spread!"

The Pub That Time Forgot: Activity. +2 Slack, Cost 3, roll to lose a turn next round. 1-3 you remember the time and leave the pub after only a couple, 4-6 you lose track of time and stay there - add +2 slack for every lost turn.

"But it was daylight when we went in!"

"Lord of the Rings.": Thing (Book). +3 Slack, Cost 2. Worth 1 extra Slack if you have RPGs or are a Web Designer.

"Frodo and Sam were so doing it! See this bit in the Appendices!"

Pub Band: Activity. +2 Slack, Cost 2. 0 Cost if your job is Drummer. Adds +1 to all Nookie rolls.

"This band really sucks!" "What?" "I said, this band really sucks!" "WHAT?" "This band REALLY SUCKS!" "Yeah, they're great, aren't they?"

Public Transport Strike: Whenever. Reduces Income by 2.

"We regret to inform you all bus services are cancelled as we want more money. So neener."


Date: 2004-06-20 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drharper.livejournal.com
Jobs:
Industrial Chemist
Free time: 2, Income:3 Slack Goal: 16

May spend one free time per turn to play Practical Joke on any player. This reduces target player's slack by 1

Uhhh....is it supposed to be smoking like that?

Something that's rather close to my heart lately

Date: 2004-06-22 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drharper.livejournal.com
F--ked Up Dream
Whenever; Cancel any sleep card in play.
"AAAHHHH!! Magneto dancing the can-can! The horror! The horror!"

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