Stupidty and the Discourse of Outrage

Three of perhaps the dumbest issues going around today.

Volume One - God Bless America should be sung in American!

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/coca-cola-super-bowl-ad-america-the-beautiful-conservatives-boycott

Volume Two - American Gets Lost, Lies about Gun to Cross Canadian Border, Claims He Forgot When Arrested. 2nd Amendment Activists Outraged

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/02/07/retired-us-soldier-faces-3-years-behind-bars-for-bringing-gun-into-canada/

Volume Three - Felicia Day Chops Hair, Outrages Male Fans

http://www.dailydot.com/fandom/felicia-day-pixie-haircut-sexist-comments/

Kind of makes you think that it's time to pull the trigger on the mass genocide and give the octopuses a shot at giving civilization a go.