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Nov. 23rd, 2011 09:50 amMeme time. See, I can play well with others. So fuck you, Mrs. Singleton! Take your goddamn 'police officer' career and shove it!
Pick numbers or something and I'll lie to you about shit and pretend it makes us close.
01. My sexual navigation.
02. What I'm really bad at but fake it better than you.
03. The one person I'd like to be in.
04. My best first date that didn't end with being charged with a felony.
05. A description of early steam engines.
06. Who my best friends think they are.
07. My favorite book, which will lead to six goddamn pages of equivicating.
08. Biggest turn-offs that don't involve a switch. Or do.
09. A personal and exceedingly embarassing description of my best friend's genitals.
10. My favorite animal to eat.
11. Someone I miss but have more bullets.
12. The reason behind my last break-up beyond 'she was a fucking bitch'.
13. What I did yesterday but if the cops ask, I was with you the whole time, right.
14. My greatest achievements that required that exact alibi.
15. My favorite songs right now which the iPod refuses to pay.
16. A description of my last kiss which may or may not have been on the mouth.
17. What I find attractive in cheese.
18. All of the pets I've ever owned, even if only for a brief period before dinner.
19. My favorite ice cream flavor to lap from the thighs of hopelessly degenerate Swedish leather models.
20. The one place I wish I was right now that isn't the lap of the above mentioned hopelessly degenerate Swedish leather model.
21. The most cruel thing anyone has ever said to me and lived to talk about.
22. All of the places I've lived, loved, or used duct tape to get the same approximate effect.
23. Qualities that make me more likely to love a person or at least stalk them through a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
24. My future plans that don't involve screaming.
25. One of my internal conflicts, beyond everyone's favourite Friday night installment of 'let's kill Mr Liver'.
26. What I'm doing with the body tomorrow.
27. My life's aspirations, expectations, persperations and Anastasians.
28. My most embarrassing moment caught on a webcam.
29. Two of my insecurities which are not about my penis size. Because she said it was a good size! Right?
30. What I would do if I won the lottery and my fellow contestants were thrown to the lions.
31. What I love most about myself. Yes, this is a masturbation question.
32. My biggest pet peeves about my pets. Or, as some people call them, 'friends'.
33. What musical artists I've seen live and plan to rectify that situation.
34. How many kids I would like to have at one meal.
35. My idea of a perfect date with me.
36. What I'm really excellent at, even if it involves hostage taking.
37. My most traumatic experience that I've used as any excuse to enable my borderline sociopathic tendancies.
38. Where I would like to live and hunt my fellow man.
39. The nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Which would be nothing. I survive on the contempt and bile of others. In fact, in the rare chance that someone is nice to me, I stab them on general principle.
40. Whether I like where I live now or would perfer the warm, soothing sleep of sweet, sweet oblivion.
41. What I can hear right now while you masturbate.
Pick numbers or something and I'll lie to you about shit and pretend it makes us close.
01. My sexual navigation.
02. What I'm really bad at but fake it better than you.
03. The one person I'd like to be in.
04. My best first date that didn't end with being charged with a felony.
05. A description of early steam engines.
06. Who my best friends think they are.
07. My favorite book, which will lead to six goddamn pages of equivicating.
08. Biggest turn-offs that don't involve a switch. Or do.
09. A personal and exceedingly embarassing description of my best friend's genitals.
10. My favorite animal to eat.
11. Someone I miss but have more bullets.
12. The reason behind my last break-up beyond 'she was a fucking bitch'.
13. What I did yesterday but if the cops ask, I was with you the whole time, right.
14. My greatest achievements that required that exact alibi.
15. My favorite songs right now which the iPod refuses to pay.
16. A description of my last kiss which may or may not have been on the mouth.
17. What I find attractive in cheese.
18. All of the pets I've ever owned, even if only for a brief period before dinner.
19. My favorite ice cream flavor to lap from the thighs of hopelessly degenerate Swedish leather models.
20. The one place I wish I was right now that isn't the lap of the above mentioned hopelessly degenerate Swedish leather model.
21. The most cruel thing anyone has ever said to me and lived to talk about.
22. All of the places I've lived, loved, or used duct tape to get the same approximate effect.
23. Qualities that make me more likely to love a person or at least stalk them through a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
24. My future plans that don't involve screaming.
25. One of my internal conflicts, beyond everyone's favourite Friday night installment of 'let's kill Mr Liver'.
26. What I'm doing with the body tomorrow.
27. My life's aspirations, expectations, persperations and Anastasians.
28. My most embarrassing moment caught on a webcam.
29. Two of my insecurities which are not about my penis size. Because she said it was a good size! Right?
30. What I would do if I won the lottery and my fellow contestants were thrown to the lions.
31. What I love most about myself. Yes, this is a masturbation question.
32. My biggest pet peeves about my pets. Or, as some people call them, 'friends'.
33. What musical artists I've seen live and plan to rectify that situation.
34. How many kids I would like to have at one meal.
35. My idea of a perfect date with me.
36. What I'm really excellent at, even if it involves hostage taking.
37. My most traumatic experience that I've used as any excuse to enable my borderline sociopathic tendancies.
38. Where I would like to live and hunt my fellow man.
39. The nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Which would be nothing. I survive on the contempt and bile of others. In fact, in the rare chance that someone is nice to me, I stab them on general principle.
40. Whether I like where I live now or would perfer the warm, soothing sleep of sweet, sweet oblivion.
41. What I can hear right now while you masturbate.
