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In case people haven't seen how cool my girlfriend is. Although, it might just be me, but her model looks like my bartender. Freud, you bastard!

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll28/kellygreen9/finished.jpg

Go, adore, or I will stab you in the face. Seriously. I am an assassin. (SHH)

Inappropriate (but Funny)

Yeah, it's kind of tasteless, but the 'captions' really are very clever.