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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Oct. 1st, 2002 11:57 amPlease, when sleeping with the villians (and/or villianesses) of the world, take time to complete this helpful checklist before hand.
A) Can I not hit the BIG RED BUTTON OF WORLD-DEATH accidentially from the console I'll be straddlelegged atop?
B) Will they take off the spiked armor first?
C) Will they force their henchmen, minions, stormtroopers, fanatics and various other lackies out of the command bunker before we get started?
D) I am aware that during orgasm, their powers will not go blooley and destabilize the whole base.
If your answers to any of the above questions are 'NO', please consider your actions throughly before making a decision. Remember, protection is key in villian sex. Stay smart, stay safe, and slip the secret plans down the back of your underwear before you leave.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
A) Can I not hit the BIG RED BUTTON OF WORLD-DEATH accidentially from the console I'll be straddlelegged atop?
B) Will they take off the spiked armor first?
C) Will they force their henchmen, minions, stormtroopers, fanatics and various other lackies out of the command bunker before we get started?
D) I am aware that during orgasm, their powers will not go blooley and destabilize the whole base.
If your answers to any of the above questions are 'NO', please consider your actions throughly before making a decision. Remember, protection is key in villian sex. Stay smart, stay safe, and slip the secret plans down the back of your underwear before you leave.
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
