Writer's Block: Speak and spell

[dexfarkin]

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Wait, the question is no longer about your willingness to abuse your bureaucratic authority in order to commit sexual assault on potentially underage students? Gosh, but they were getting so many interesting answers from fans who just love the idea of getting to molest unwilling people for their own pleasure.

I mean, seriously, not to flog the misshapen and pulverized corpse of a quadruped with this tire iron more, but what the hell is wrong with people? This question is 'how sexy do you find the horrific abuse of trust and authority if it's about the fictional characters you like to frig yourself about'? Harry Potter fandom and their gleeful splash in the waterpark of Pedophilia/Incest/Statutory Rape World has hit some pretty low depths in the past, but who possibly thought of this as a sexy bit of fantasy roleplaying outside of bad commercial porn?

Ugh, I was right. Nothing brings out the sheer fucking creepy awfulness in fans than children's books.

Comments

[ferox.livejournal.com]

Nownow, sweetie, play nice. If we're talking about what brought out the sheer fucking creepy awfulness in fans, it would in fact be the internet itself.

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

No, they were awful long before that. Fans are just ... awful in large groups, I think.

[ferox.livejournal.com]

Oh, I agree. But at least they were in small, easily managed packs. Now we have the internet where they feel connected to another human being that they would have never met otherwise who is telling them that, yeah, incest is totally okay and hott!1

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, many of them have learned to bathe.

Although I'm not sure what's worse, Twimoms or Catbox Smelling Comics Man...

[ferox.livejournal.com]

Which we all appreciate.

Twimoms. There you KNOW they've procreated.







* NOTE! I am not discussing all less socially adept internet users. I am speaking of the seriously deranged, who think molestations and incest and whatnot are hot and okay, whether or not it's pack mentality (an entirely different discussion).

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

Anyone who thinks it's romantic for a grown man (I don't care how old whatshisface looks, he's what, 105 or something?) to break into a teenage girls' room and WATCH HER SLEEP has serious serious problems with love, romance and relationships.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

Can't. Busy writing about checking fifteen year old Hermione for explosives in her underwear while she cries, calls for her mother to help her and begs me to stop touching her between the legs.

See, I can totally write Harry Potter fanfic!

[ferox.livejournal.com]

*makes the whiiiine noise*

[seraangel.livejournal.com]

D:

[anivad.livejournal.com]

okay, this actually needs to be fic. Like - over-the-top, disturbing TSA parodies that attempt to make the point of the OP.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

Yeah... no. It's disgusting enough without expanding it out so someone can masturbate to it.

[snorkackcatcher]

Nah, doesn't sound like Hermione. She'd have hit the guy with half a dozen assorted jinxes and probably kicked him in the crotch for good measure. :)

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

I can just picture the look on your face.