Bad Day... Fuck It

[dexfarkin]

In the weeping open sore that is how I consider my life to be right now (which is an extreme overreaction, obviously, but emo knows no bounds), I have been threatened if I don't list something positive that has happened to me.

I found pornographic animated historical Egyptian 3D chess.

Perverse, yes, but undoubtably positive. Nothing's funny than Anubis doing the nasty, all surrounded by a 'godly' glow.

Comments

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

There are days when you frighten me, man.

[nute.livejournal.com]

Aww yeah, doin' it jackal style...

[seraangel.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow* You're a very strange man but I believe this is one of the reasons we like you.

[indiana-j.livejournal.com]

...

Oh God, my brain.

[erindubitably.livejournal.com]

Is it bad my mind immediately went to embalming fluid and its possible lubricating properties?

Yes? Okay then. I'll be over here, scooping my mind out of the gutter.

I'll bet....

[redhawk.livejournal.com]

Osiris is really missing his cock right about now...

[dandesun.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain I've seen this.

Actually, I know I have. I thought it a fascinating way to get people to learn chess.

[pollymel.livejournal.com]

Dude! Where is it, 'cause Len'd love it. Well, aside from the chess bit.

[merhawk]

I found pornographic animated historical Egyptian 3D chess.

*blink*
*blink*
*blink*

I am both fascinated and repelled simultaneously.