Bad Day... Fuck It

[dexfarkin]

In the weeping open sore that is how I consider my life to be right now (which is an extreme overreaction, obviously, but emo knows no bounds), I have been threatened if I don't list something positive that has happened to me.

I found pornographic animated historical Egyptian 3D chess.

Perverse, yes, but undoubtably positive. Nothing's funny than Anubis doing the nasty, all surrounded by a 'godly' glow.

Comments

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

Actually, embalming fluid is used mostly for female necrophilia. If you tie off the base of the penis of a corpse, and inject it full of the fluid, it will pretty much duplicate a normal erection.

[erindubitably.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

Oh wait. NO IT'S NOT.

[maureenans.livejournal.com]

well, the thing is, other than being VERY illegal an d squicky...

ir really wouldn't matter if you had sex with an embalmed woman or an unembalmed woman. the embalming chemical stays in and around the major arteries and while the internal iliacs are very close to female genetalia, they are not close enough to really firm the tissues in that area. While you could inject the formaldehyde hypodemically, it would be a more superficial embalming, still not reaching the deeper tissues needed.

and yes, you can inject a penis and make it hard with chemical. however....female necrophiliacs from my understanding, tend to use fingers as opposed to the penis as a flaccid penis is generally smaller than an erect penis and simply making a penis hard using chemical will not make it grow.

now, I'm going to scrub my brain with bleach.