Bad Day... Fuck It

[dexfarkin]

In the weeping open sore that is how I consider my life to be right now (which is an extreme overreaction, obviously, but emo knows no bounds), I have been threatened if I don't list something positive that has happened to me.

I found pornographic animated historical Egyptian 3D chess.

Perverse, yes, but undoubtably positive. Nothing's funny than Anubis doing the nasty, all surrounded by a 'godly' glow.

Comments

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

There are days when you frighten me, man.

[nute.livejournal.com]

Aww yeah, doin' it jackal style...

[seraangel.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow* You're a very strange man but I believe this is one of the reasons we like you.

[indiana-j.livejournal.com]

...

Oh God, my brain.

[erindubitably.livejournal.com]

Is it bad my mind immediately went to embalming fluid and its possible lubricating properties?

Yes? Okay then. I'll be over here, scooping my mind out of the gutter.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

Actually, embalming fluid is used mostly for female necrophilia. If you tie off the base of the penis of a corpse, and inject it full of the fluid, it will pretty much duplicate a normal erection.

[erindubitably.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

Oh wait. NO IT'S NOT.

[maureenans.livejournal.com]

well, the thing is, other than being VERY illegal an d squicky...

ir really wouldn't matter if you had sex with an embalmed woman or an unembalmed woman. the embalming chemical stays in and around the major arteries and while the internal iliacs are very close to female genetalia, they are not close enough to really firm the tissues in that area. While you could inject the formaldehyde hypodemically, it would be a more superficial embalming, still not reaching the deeper tissues needed.

and yes, you can inject a penis and make it hard with chemical. however....female necrophiliacs from my understanding, tend to use fingers as opposed to the penis as a flaccid penis is generally smaller than an erect penis and simply making a penis hard using chemical will not make it grow.

now, I'm going to scrub my brain with bleach.

[maureenans.livejournal.com]

actually, formaldehyde is NOT a lubricant any more than water is. you have you add a humectant with a gum additive to prevent dehydration and shrinkage to it or something like one-point which helps improve drainage, prevent clots and increases formaldehyde saturation in order to get proper lubrication.

I'll bet....

[redhawk.livejournal.com]

Osiris is really missing his cock right about now...

[dandesun.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain I've seen this.

Actually, I know I have. I thought it a fascinating way to get people to learn chess.

[pollymel.livejournal.com]

Dude! Where is it, 'cause Len'd love it. Well, aside from the chess bit.

[merhawk]

I found pornographic animated historical Egyptian 3D chess.

*blink*
*blink*
*blink*

I am both fascinated and repelled simultaneously.

[abysstopheles.livejournal.com]

hate you all

- Abyss, breaking out 'Pre-frontal lobotomy' For Dummies.

[dexfarkin.livejournal.com]

There's also a Greek version. Be afraid.

[merhawk]

Links!
Links!
Links!

[Or not. I'm still on the fence about this.]

[abysstopheles.livejournal.com]

Get me the Cthulu mythos version.
THEN i'll be impressed.

- Abyss, Hastur, Hastur, Hastur, Hastur, Hastur...

[merhawk]

Mwahaha! We have won again, Lews Abyss.