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Stolen off of erindubitably



1. What do you think of me, iTunes?

What A Good Boy - Barenaked Ladies

This name is the hairshirt I wear
This hairshirt is woven from your brown hair.

Fuck, JB took over my iTunes...

2. What do my friends really think of me?

Down So Long - Jewel

I've been down so long
that the end must be drawing near
I look to everybody but me to answer my prayers
'Til I saw an angel in a bathroom who said she saw no one worth saving anywhere
And a blind man on the corner said it's simple, like flipping a coin
Don't matter what side it lands on if it's someone else's dime

Thanks for the support, you miserable bastards.

3. How can I make people like me more?

Informer - Snow

Then they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on me reach my destination
When the destination reached it was the east detention
Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom

*sigh* I didn't even know I had this song. I blame both the song and the idea that people would like me more as a castmember of Oz on lisew.

What does my crush truly think of me?

Coast To Coast - Elliott Smith

t stop for a resolution
End of the line, is it confusion?
So go. I can't see what's there for you
Nothing new, nothing new for you to use
I've got no new act to amuse you

My crush is the only person more depressed than I am, it appears.

5. Do people secretly lust after me?

(Keep Feeling) Fascination - The Human League

And so the conversation turned
Until the sun went down
And many fantasies were learned
On that day
Keep feeling fascination

The answer is yes, but only with fuck awful pop of the 80s to inspire them.

6. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

Sexx Laws - Beck

Neptunes lips taste like fermented wine
Perfumed blokes on the ginza line
Running buck wild like a concubine
Whos mother never held her hand
Brief encounters in mercedes benz
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
With sports illustrated moms

I can't possibly describe how perfect this random bit is. Finally a song meme response which doesn't make me want to open a vein.

7. Will I ever have children?

Spaceman - Bif Naked

Spaceman, oh spaceman!
Come rescue me from this!
Calling all aliens!
Come rescue me!

Only if they ram an ovipositor down my throat and lay eggs in my lungs, it would appear.

8. Do you know where your children are?

Shine - Cauterize

Just for that moment time stood still.
Nothing mattered but the thrill of things to come
and never knowin' where your goin'.
A little nervous and out of practice,
sweaty palms and an awkward silence.

Being teenagers it seems.

9. What should I do with my life?

For Lovin' Me - Gordon Lightfoot

So don't you shed a tear for me
'Cause I ain't the love you thought I'd be
I got a hundred more like you
So don't be blue
I'll have a thousand 'fore I'm through

Wow, that's a frightening cautionary tale. At the same point, it does have the advantage of concrete goals.

10. Will I have a happy life?

Close To Me - The Cure

I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish i'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
this close to me

It's a Cure song, thus the answer is a very certain no.

11. Why must life be so full of pain?

God Of Wine - Third Eye Blind

She takes a drink and then she waits
The alcohol it permeates
And soon the cells give way, and cancels out the day
I cant keep it all together
I know I know I know... I cant keep it all together
And the sirens song that is your madness
Holds a truth I cant erase
All alone on your face
Every glamorous sunrise
Throws the planets out of line
A star sign out of whack, a fraudulent zodiac
And the God of wine is crouched down in my room

I refuse to blame the booze. It must be those damn gods getting involved.

12. What do you think happiness is?

A Lonely Voice - October Project

As I stare ahead
A dream ahead Across the ocean
Cross an ocean where there's nothing to explain
You tell me God is laughing in the rain.

Yup, I got nothing. It seems I think happiness is nothing to explain and an exile. Wow, I'm so depressed now...

13. How can I make myself happy?

When The Sunlight Hits My Drunk - King Nancy

When the sunlight hits my drunk
I think the world is crazy for sleeping
When the sunlight hits my drunk
The lovers will hold an extra hour before they go to work
When the sunlight hits my drunk
Will you dream of me, will you brush it off for deeper sleep?

Well, that's the plans for tonight made.

14. Will I die happy?

Guilty - All

What's done is done
I don't want to defend myself
This time it's all my fault
You say you've lost all respect
Cause I've gone against everything I've said

I'll probably end up dead and alone
Drove away the coolest girl I've ever known
I'm guilty
I feel guilty all the time

I think that's a pretty certain 'no' right there.

15. Can you give me some good advice?

Three Drunks At Last Call - Big Rude Jake

And I wish I could tell you
Exactly how it feels to leave this whole bunch behind
Ah, but nothing ever sounds all that profound
When that light comes up at closing time.

Alright, drink up and get out!

And to the pub it is then. How did the Griffin get control of my iTunes as well?

16. What is the nature of the Universe?

Gin and Juice - Phish

Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin
Cause my momma aint home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Best answer ever!