The X-Box is alive after all. But it's a little bizarre. When both recharging cables are plugged into the front USB ports, the power brick registers that the X-Box is on stand-by mode and won't allow it to turn on. Anyone got the slightest idea why that might be?
Today is April Fools Day. Just to forestall any wacky or zany or other jokes classified with a '-y', allow me to provide a universal reply to any and all such pranks; Fuck off.
Just copy/paste that in the reply section of any appropriate posts or emails in order to represent my participation.