Clash of the Titans

Right, I don't think I need to explain that the modern remake of Clash of the Titans is an unbelieveably crappy film. Yes, I just watched last night. I am aware I'm a bit behind the times.

Anyhow, it's one of the first remakes that can be best summed up in an image comparison on why it sucks. Medusa, the woman cursed to be so hidious that her mere gaze could turn men to stone.

The original:



The remake:



The original is a horrible serpent woman, gnarled and scaled and twisted. The remake could tie her snakes back and get serious votes on 'Rate my Hotness' websites with a chest and up framed photo. This pretty much expresses the thought process behind the entire boatload of shitty decisions made in this remake.

... it's not even like the first one was that good to begin with. I mean, Harry Hamlin as your leading action hero... geez