Yearly Greed

At Jen's request, here's what you can buy me in celebration of my continued avoidance of sudden and violent death. For those of you who'd prefer the sudden and violent death, it's actually my loathing of you that keeps my heart beating, so the best way to get rid of the hate sustaining me is by buying me stuff too.

http://www.amazon.ca/wishlist/3P8BSMH7N6LVX