For All The Ladies

Because every woman in the Western hemisphere has linked this: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/porn_for_women.png

I'd like to point out that thanks to Porn for Women, I am now the ultimate porn star of the 21st century. I have been freed from the domination of the male and gay porn industry, which puts a premium on minor things like a penis that wouldn't look out of place on a Woodbrine track champion or a muscular chiseled body or even a minimum level of hygiene. Oh no, no longer will these things hold me back.

I can dress a chicken, ladies. I clean the tub in the bathroom. I have been known, on occasion, to sweep and mop the floor. Most importantly, I can do the fuck out of the dinner dishes. That's right, dinner dishes. Filthy, dirty dishes that need to be cleaned hard if they have any chance of ever getting done. Just like they want it.

Actual Content

Right, so I'm getting a nice tax return this year, and in my usual fashion, I'm putting half towards bills and the other half towards me. I love me.

Anyhow, the bovine spongiform encephalopathy that has riddled my brain is telling me that the proper investment of that money should be in a large HD television of some form. Justifications for this include the fact that my XBox 360 is now producing games designed for HD and you can't read anything on a lower resolution, that it would be possible to stream MLB TV through my computer at HD, and I'm obviously insecure enough about my penis size that a massive television screen would totally make up for any lack of genital stature.

So, all of that being said and automatically discounting Doqz opinion, what experience do you lot have with the various HD televisions, and is this all just a fruitless quest and I'd be better off spending my money on graphic novels, Moosehead, and barely legal massage parlor visits? If I get an HD television, what are your experiences between plasma, LCD and LED that Yahoo Answer isn't telling me? Is BluRay actually a DC Golden Age hero? Will the television know what evil lurks in the hearts of men?