The Conservative Bible

It's stuff like this that more and more convinces me that the entire Conservapedia structure is really being run by Aaron Sorkin and three interns, just to see just how batshit nuts they can get before people stop support them.

http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

I can't wait for the new Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Covet Nor Attempt To Regulate Thy Neighbour's Guns. Especially since the one about coveting thy neighbour's wife has been giving the GOP a bit of trouble of late...