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In honour of Talk Like A Pirate Day, what happens when you point a PirateSpeak app at your own journal.
Back about, what, six years ago, I remember tellin' Gerg that there were bein' no way Jorden were bein' ever goin' t' finish th' Wheel o' Time, and that some hack like Anderson were bein' goin' t' be brought in t' work o' his notes or somethin'. Fire the cannons! Yaaarrrrr! Little did I realize that Kevin J Anderson were bein' already goin' t' have a chance t' hump th' tired bones o' Hubert fer th' Mayor o' Dune or whatever th' hell th' new series is, and dinna spare the whip!
Jorden were bein' everythin' wrong with fantasy, and yet in many ways, I were bein' young enough t' enjoy it. Even in later years, where I waited two years t' buy th' hardcover at $4 and spent most o' th' book sayin' 'who th' fuck is Negeave and which new Foresaken is this?'. I feel bad that his terrible sprawlin', nine hundred book series is dead. And hoist the mainsail!
Back about, what, six years ago, I remember tellin' Gerg that there were bein' no way Jorden were bein' ever goin' t' finish th' Wheel o' Time, and that some hack like Anderson were bein' goin' t' be brought in t' work o' his notes or somethin'. Fire the cannons! Yaaarrrrr! Little did I realize that Kevin J Anderson were bein' already goin' t' have a chance t' hump th' tired bones o' Hubert fer th' Mayor o' Dune or whatever th' hell th' new series is, and dinna spare the whip!
Jorden were bein' everythin' wrong with fantasy, and yet in many ways, I were bein' young enough t' enjoy it. Even in later years, where I waited two years t' buy th' hardcover at $4 and spent most o' th' book sayin' 'who th' fuck is Negeave and which new Foresaken is this?'. I feel bad that his terrible sprawlin', nine hundred book series is dead. And hoist the mainsail!
