Look at those Cavemen go...

Phil has now been here for 48 hours. Alcohol levels redlining. It's good to know that some things never change.

So, the negatives about having Amanda and Phil here: impossible to get to the gym.

The positives: have mastered 16oz curl and will be representing Canada in 2008.

The negatives: so vastly behind on X-Project as to not be able to see over stack of work.

The positives: after thirty minutes at the pub, couldn't care less. Remy? Remy who? I'm James...

The negatives: Sleep is this mythical state that requires the blood of a virgin and a unicorn to achieve.

The positives: Awake is so much more interesting, even when compared to the dream about Scarlett Johansson and the pudding covered Slip 'N Slide.

The negatives: They just don't get baseball.

The positives: Totally used to talking to each other about sports the other doesn't understand or couldn't care less about with gleeful abandon.

The negatives: The plan after the movie with the big robots hitting each other is the movie with the half-vampire and Ryan Reynolds abs, officially dequalifying me from my film snob cred.

The positives: Haven't figured out if that is a bad thing.