For Redhawk

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ANNOUNCER: It's time for Kofi Annan Wheel! Of! Nations!

ANNAN: Let's play the game. Our first contestant is George W Bush of America. Are you ready, Bush? Then spin the Wheel of Nations!

Bush spins the Wheel of Nations. After a short spin, it arrives on one nation in particular.

ANNAN: Ahhhh! Afghanistan! Mmmmmm! Very tasty! OK George, you can either stabilize Afghanistan and drive out the hardline Islamic theocracy... or you can go for what's in the box that Ban Ki-moon-San is bringing down the aisle right now!

ANNAN: What's it going to be, Bush?

Bush is distraught. He can't make up his mind. Afghanistan... box... Afghanistan... box. Tenet keeps yelling the box is a slam dunk, while Chaney says that his father should have taken the box but didn't. Finally, Bush makes his decision!

BUSH: I'll take the box! The box!

ANNAN: You took the box! Let's see what's in the box!

Ban Ki-moon lifts up the box to reveal a map

ANNAN: Iraq! You got Iraq! STUPID!!!