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Aug. 16th, 2005 02:41 pmCrocodile blood may yield powerful new drugs
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050816/hl_nm/crocodile_blood_dc
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Scientists in Australia's tropical north are collecting blood from crocodiles in the hope of developing a powerful antimicrobial drugs for humans, after tests showed that the reptile's immune system kills HIV.
The crocodile's immune system is much more powerful than that of humans, preventing life-threatening infections after savage territorial fights that often leave the animals with gaping wounds and missing limbs.
"They tear limbs off each other and despite the fact that they live in this environment with all these microbes, they heal up very rapidly and normally almost always without infection," said U.S. scientist Mark Merchant, who has been taking crocodile blood samples in the Northern Territory.
Yes children, the blood of the mighty Corcodile will make you strong and virile. We will process dangerous new recreational drugs from it's vital fluids; drugs that grant us super strength, immunity to disease, and the ability to rip the limbs off our partners during sex. This shit is going to make meth look like pop rocks. I have already started my new Crocodile co-opt drug lab.
Here's one just ready to be juiced. The cops are behind me on this too, since the blood when mixed with that of a crack babies' and a 40 of vodka gives them seventeen hour erections. One of them battered his wife to death with his own organ after a marathon anal sex/newt snorting session.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050816/hl_nm/crocodile_blood_dc
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Scientists in Australia's tropical north are collecting blood from crocodiles in the hope of developing a powerful antimicrobial drugs for humans, after tests showed that the reptile's immune system kills HIV.
The crocodile's immune system is much more powerful than that of humans, preventing life-threatening infections after savage territorial fights that often leave the animals with gaping wounds and missing limbs.
"They tear limbs off each other and despite the fact that they live in this environment with all these microbes, they heal up very rapidly and normally almost always without infection," said U.S. scientist Mark Merchant, who has been taking crocodile blood samples in the Northern Territory.
Yes children, the blood of the mighty Corcodile will make you strong and virile. We will process dangerous new recreational drugs from it's vital fluids; drugs that grant us super strength, immunity to disease, and the ability to rip the limbs off our partners during sex. This shit is going to make meth look like pop rocks. I have already started my new Crocodile co-opt drug lab.
Here's one just ready to be juiced. The cops are behind me on this too, since the blood when mixed with that of a crack babies' and a 40 of vodka gives them seventeen hour erections. One of them battered his wife to death with his own organ after a marathon anal sex/newt snorting session.
