dexfarkin

Unfortunately, no. It was all about the characters - scroll through the non-outraged responses and you get gems like this:

Well, I would pat down severus snape so that I could touch his wand!! hehehehehe

I would pat down Draco Malfoy so I could check out his Quidditch body. (with bonus justification when someone calls her on it!)

Snape. Then I would ravish him. Thoroughly.

DRACO! And I think I'd have a legit reason for taking extra time with him...purely for the purpose of trying to find anything illegal...not for any other reason...*cough* ;)

Draco Malfoy...I mean have you seen him? :P Maybe Severus as well...and Lucius...and teenage!Tom Riddle....Mmmmmm....

Ron. ...BECAUSE HE'S RON and I get to feel him up? You see, you should never ask a Harry Potter fan girl who they're gonna "pat down". Kekeke.

Snape and Hermione...just to cop a feel.

Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Why? Because patting someone down is a form of foreplay. Yeah, I went there. Oh yeah. But if it were A Very Potter Musical Hogwarts it'd totally be Harry, just cause its Darren Criss and it's a form of foreplay. :) Yay Pervy Melissa!

Um, who WOULDN"T I pat down is the better question. Hehe. Snape,...

The Weasley twins, obviously. Not only are they full of goodies, they're quite handsome too. :3

I'll stop now before Dex strangles me. ;)

But unfortunately, most of the answers are re the characters and they are creepy. Scroll through and see for yourself.

(Sorry for the edits, html fail.)