I Have Watched Too Much Buffy...

[dexfarkin]

...and for his crimes against my brain, Joss Whedon must die.

However, watching it after my regular 8-Bit Theatre update adds a whole new level of disturbing crossover ideas.

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MASTER: I am the Master. I birth the demons that makes the Slayers fall down.
BLACK MAGE: Sounds painful. What's with the fetish Moby leatherboy look anyway?
MASTER: It is the symbol of my power and divine birthright to...ooh, something shiny.
BLACK MAGE: And you're the main villian here? Seriously?
MASTER: Soon, I shall be free of the Hellmouth and able to-evil pie? Yes, I'd like a piece.
BLACK MAGE: Lemme heat it up. FIRE-3, MUTHA-FUGGA! *foom*

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ANYA: Those would be vampires, yes.
RED MAGE: Which clan? The one in the leather could be Brujah, but that girl has to be a Toreador. *pulls out his clanbook* It says here that they can be mesmerized for a short period of time by something arty. Let me shift some stats here to get... aha, Performance level 3!
ANYA: What are you doing?
RED MAGE: I'll stun them with my art while you stake them. *starts tapdancing* Now, stake them. Anya? Anya?

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XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!
XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!
XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!
XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!
XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!
XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!
XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!
XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!
XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!
XANDER: Welcome to Sunnydale!
FIGHTER: I Like swords!

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